Mother’s Day is right around the corner; why not treat the funny/special woman in your life to something she’ll love? Now I’m not saying us Comedic Moms don’t adore flowers and instantly want to snap pictures to brag on Instagram. What I AM saying is, there are tons of great Mother’s Day gift ideas that don’t involve flowers or a new pair of earring. Again, precious metals and stones always flatter me; but a personal gift that makes me laugh and is well thought out means so much more.
10 Mother’s Day Gift Ideas for the Funny Mom in Your Life
1). Damselfly Gift Pack
Price: $69.95-$79.95+ International Shipping (Australia Based)
Okay, so aside from the fact that these guys are based in Australia, everything about their products makes me smile. Their candles have three layers, and each layer has a different scent. Their Dream Creams are paraben and harsh chemical free, and also come in amazing scents. To top it all off, they have the most Instagramable quotes. You choose: Naughty or Nice. They are hilarious, uplifting, and inspiring. A gift set from Damselfly will likely get you more than a hug and an “awww” response, if ya know what I mean.
2.) Wine Bottle Glass
Price: $16.99 + S&H
This bad boy holds an entire bottle of wine. It’s on every suburban mom’s wishlist. This novelty item will ensure she doesn’t have to leave the comfort of the couch to get another glass of wine. Be prepared, and buy her a bottle of her favorite wine to go with her new perfect serving sized wine glass.
3). Funny Kitchen Sign
Price: $15 + S&H
Okay, so this one is a little cliche. Decorations. It’s like women were born to decorate, cook, and breastfeed. NOT. But, this kitchen sign is comical and will definitely spark conversation with guests. It’s dimensions are 8X10, and you can choose a black background with white typography, or a white background with black typography.
4). Polaroid Snap
Price: $99.99, Ships Free
I don’t have one of these yet, but I’ve been making a few hints. Talk about a #FlashbackFriday. It has no screen and a pop-up view finder. You can also add a colorful border to your pictures. How fun is that? This camera has 10 megapixel and instantly prints out 2×3 photos that have an adhesive back for easy posting. It also stores photos on an SD card so you can make prints after the shot.
5). Baby and Toddler Meals for Dummies
Price: $15.88 + S&H
This one may get you in trouble. I suggest you know your wife/daughter/friend’s comical threshold before committing to this gift. I think it’s funny as hell, and useful too, but I’m not everyone will agree. It really does contain useful information for feeding your child healthy, nutritious meals they will eat, eating out, cooking with your child, and more. As long as she won’t be offended by the title, I would think this to be a great gift for most moms with young children.
6). Pink Jolt Taser
Price: $64.95, Ships Free
Concerned about your Badass lady? This is the item for her. My sister got one of these for Christmas from our brother, and she carries it everywhere. They are slim, have a safety feature that prevents attackers from taking the stun gun away and using it, and it has a rubberized coating that ensures good grip. This is smart buy and a gift she will appreciate.
Price: $35. 99 + S&H
Get ready for some good laughs and great drinks. Ok, drinks aren’t required, but if there’s an excuse to drink, shouldn’t you? You will find yourself and lady humming, acting, molding clay, describing something by what it isn’t, shooting plastic balls into plastic cups, and more. This is not appropriate for kids, but it’s a perfect game for after they go to bed.
8). Unicorn Measuring Cups
Price: $24.99 + S&H
These ceramic measuring cups are adorable. Many women, myself included, are kitchen crap hoarders. We appreciate the uniqueness of our collection of 50 different bowls, photogenic utensils and appliances, and table runners for every season. This set includes 1/4 cup, 1/3 cup, 1/2 cup, and 1 cup measurements. AND when stacked, they create a magical and glorious unicorn.
9). I Heart BJs Travel Mug
Price: $19.95 + S&H
Put a smile on your lady’s face with this comical travel mug. She may not want to take it with her to work or to see mom and dad, but she will get a kick out of it. It may be more of a gag gift and in your better interest to get some flowers or a nice necklace along with this mug, but it’s guaranteed to make her laugh and remind her why she married you in the first place. No… not for the BJs, for your great sense of humor and ability to make her smile.
10). Heated MicroPlush Blanket
Price: $79.95, Ships Free
This Mother’s Day gift idea gets a place on my list because it’s at the top of my wishlist. I know summer is approaching, but when there’s no one around to snuggle us, we like to be warm, drink our wine, and watch Netflix. Maybe it’s just me. This blanket is perfect sized at 50X60″. It has 3 heat setting and an automatic shutoff. There’s no need to worry about your house burning down because your wife is comfy on the couch. Let her relax on Mother’s Day with this spa-like blanket.
Don’t put off buying your gift until last minute. Review this list of Mother’s Day gift ideas, get inspiration, get shopping. Make the mom in your life feel special on her day. Don’t forget to share this to save someone a lot of Mother’s Day Gift regret.